I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
So then I became a baker because I
kneaded the dough.
But I couldn't make doughnuts anymore,
I was tired of the hole thing.
I made a bad decision working at the funeral home,
it's a dying industry.
I did enjoy being a watch-maker,
I made my own hours.
I ended up being a conductor for a monorail,
You know monorails make for decent one-liners.
Next Article: