Animal Pun Pics
I Need To See A Dentist, One Of My Canines Is Getting Loose
Melon Collie?
Don't Listen To Him, He's Lion
Just Waiting For The Bus, 'Cause My Car Got Toad
Penglose and Penguin
animals | penguin
I suspect Fowl Play
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animals | chicken
Rescue Animal: The lavatory retriever
animals | dog
Oh The Hue-Manatee
animals | manatee
Whale, Whale, Whale, what do we have here?
I don't always try to mate with other whales, but when I do, they don't humpback.
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That was whaley funny.
Want a piece of blubber gum?
Whale you be my valentine? I'll dolphinitely be yours.
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Animal Puns
A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road, dog was ticketed for littering
It's ok that it's raining cats and dogs, as long as it doesn't rein deer
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as the udder
5000 hares escaped from the zoo, police are combing the area
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie ever
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie
Best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed, except of the Peking Duck
Somebody was running a flea circus until the dog came along and stole the show
Bugs have very diverse religious views because they are all in-sects
The termite with the toothache walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?
If multiple horses form a circle, are they considered to be equine-distant from the center?
How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? You-neek up on it
That is otter non-sense.
Bear: I built this with my bear hands.
This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"
This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,"What'll ya have..." The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club...
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the snake. The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor..."
Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy...
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat when he came across two men; one was sitting under a tree reading a book while the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him proving even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
