A "Swarm" of Bee Puns
All you have to do is "beelieve" in me
Buzz Off - Ouch that Stings
You kids better beehive
Quit pollen my leg
These bee puns are just winging it
My blood type is BEE positive
You are unBEElievably silly
Such a Buzz Kill
That pun wasn't exactly fit for a queen
Who's your favorite Musician?
Sting, but I also like the BEE 52's
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.
"Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been really wet and damp. There aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey."
"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left and keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on. There are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again and the first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Fine," said the second bee, "It was everything you said it would be."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yamaka," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."
When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye?
Beauty -- It's in the eye of the bee-holder
Bee puns really sting
You son of a bee-ch
Zom-bees
It's good to bee me
I'm completely bee-hind you
Good job, hive five!!
Q. What type of bee can't make up its mind? A. A Maybe.
Q. What do you call a bee who is having a really bad hair day? A. A frisbee.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
Awww, please don't bee like that
Q. What do you say to a naughty bee? A. Bee-hive yourself
At my funeral, I want there to be a pinata so that people can be happy. But I want it filled with bees so people aren't too happy.
I would comb the internet for some bee puns for you, but I'm a bit buzzy right now. Most of my attempts would end up on the Bee-list anyway, they don't sting like a good pun would. I might be a hard worker, but my puns tend to drone on and on.