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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Austrian-born actor and former professional body builder also served two terms as the Governor of California.

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Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave? A microwave stops when you open the door.
If only the puns would stop there...