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I thought about dressing up as Pavlov, not everyone will get it but it should ring a bell. Einstein would be a relatively good idea. But then I thought about being Hertz, but feared it has been done too frequently. What about someone in the energy field? Nah, I don’t have the Joules to do it. Conversely, Neils would be a Bohr. Ahhhh, how about Copernicus? Turned down by my wife, she said, “what you think the world revolves you?” But then I knew the perfect costume. I selected to go as Darwin. Naturally...

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