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Below are some great puns about products around the home, in the store and around town. It's amazing how many places you can find a product pun

Is this real life, or is this just Fanta-Sea?
Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends but then what's the point?
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell Prize.

Ladder
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.
Velcro - What a rip off
JOHN DEERE: John Deere's manure spreaders, the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

MEDICAL NEWS: I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, he says he can stop anytime.
TECHNOLOGY NEWS:
I named my iPod, "Titanic", it's syncing now.
NEW PRODUCT: A new reversible jacket is coming out. I'm interested to see how it turns out.
SCHOOL NEWS:
Broken pencils are pointless
PRODUCT NEWS:
The Tides Have Turned.
I've got the moves like Jager
I tried to make it as a tool, but I just couldn't cut it.
It's true that I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face
Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore
As the shoe said to the hat, "You go on a-head, I'll follow on foot"
We never did get the tent up. That was because of all the missed-stakes.