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List of Puns

On the following pages, you will find some of the best puns around the internet. Some were written by yours truly, some were found on other sites.
  • Falling PianoShow me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat Minor.
  • Pun about Procrastination
  • If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed
  • Balancing ScaleOld lawyers don't die, they just lose their appeal
  • We were so poor growing up, we couldn't even afford to pay attention
  • I entered a competition with a paint catapult and won with flying colors.
  • Sea Gull By The BayWhy do seagulls live near the sea? If they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
  • She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still
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  • She's happy to make a pair of pants for you or at least sew it seams
  • Damn girl, do you have 11 protons? Cuz you are sodium fine
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What's a Pun?

Puns exploit the different meanings to a word or words. Puns can also play on the fact that certain words may have different meanings. Puns are all around us and TV is no exception. Puns are almost as old as language. Some may say, "that was a bad pun". Some may say, "there's no such thing as a bad pun" Either way, here are a bunch of puns for you.


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