List of Puns
On the following pages, you will find some of the best puns around the internet. Some were written by yours truly, some were found on other sites.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat Minor.
- If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed
Old lawyers don't die, they just lose their appeal
- We were so poor growing up, we couldn't even afford to pay attention
- I entered a competition with a paint catapult and won with flying colors.
Why do seagulls live near the sea? If they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
- She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still
- See what's happening on Facebook
- She's happy to make a pair of pants for you or at least sew it seams
- Damn girl, do you have 11 protons? Cuz you are sodium fine