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  • Dear Algebra, stop asking me to find your x, she isn't coming back.
  • "Khaaaaannnn...Gress", my feelings waking up this morning to the government shutdown.
    William Shatner and Congress
  • Nothing worse than a bad excuse, it always gives me Deja Moo: The feeling I have heard this Bull before.
  • I used to date this girl that had a lazy eye, it turns out that she was seeing someone else the entire time.
  • I'm taking a trip to the mall, I'm really not sure what is in store.
  • If the movie hero in the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called, "Ingrid"?
    Matrix Pun
  • When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty -- It's in the eye of the bee-holder
  • A man has started a business in Afghanistan! He sells land Mines that look like prayer mats! Prophets are going through the roof!
    international products
  • A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road, dog was ticketed for littering
  • It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore..
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