List of Puns - Page 2

Dear Algebra, stop asking me to find your x, she isn't coming back.
school
"Khaaaaannnn...Gress", my feelings waking up this morning to the government shutdown.

government
Nothing worse than a bad excuse, it always gives me Deja Moo: The feeling I have heard this Bull before.
life
I used to date this girl that had a lazy eye, it turns out that she was seeing someone else the entire time.
relationships
I'm taking a trip to the mall, I'm really not sure what is in store.
products
If the movie hero in the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called, "Ingrid"?

movies
When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty -- It's in the eye of the bee-holder
animals
A man has started a business in Afghanistan! He sells land Mines that look like prayer mats! Prophets are going through the roof!
international products
A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road, dog was ticketed for littering
animals
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
food
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore..
food

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