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List of Puns - Page 3
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- What does Will Smith leave behind at a crime scene? Fresh Prints
celebrities
- So, this pirate walks into a bar with a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants and the bartender says, ‘why have you got a captain’s wheel crammed down the front of your pants?’ And the pirate says, ‘arrgh! It’s driving me nuts!
fun
- When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion
religion
- Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. - Fred Allen
famous pun
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me
life
- Women are like frying pans, you have to get them hot before you put your meat in
dirty puns
- Why do seagulls live near the sea? If they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
- Why didn't the Flasher retire? He decided to stick it out there for one more year.
career
- Dentists are proficient at their jobs, they know the drill
career
- Venison for dinner? Oh Deer!
food animals
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My Blind Friend
My blind friend was worried that he wouldn't be able to master Braille, but then he got the feel for it. He was also upset because he had a wooden leg and his girlfriend broke it off. I guess she was mad at him because he commented on her $200 perfume and her having no common scents. She smashed the bottle and cut her finger, but on the other hand, she was fine. But my friend will be ok, he even said that he didn't need a spine, it's just holding him back.
