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List of Puns - Page 4
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- A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
food
- Don't Drive me Crazy, it's within Walking Distance
The advantage of living in Switzerland? Their flag is a big plus.
international
The on product John Deere won't stand behind, their Manure Spreader
products- I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He can stop any time.
products
- When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion
religion
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra
fun
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
animals - I didn't like my beard but then it grew on me
people
- When chemists die, they barium
careers
Pun Articles
Puns In Business
Pun Storytime
Career Choices
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. So then I became a baker because I kneaded the dough. But I couldn't make donuts anymore, I was tired of the hole thing. Made a bad decision investing in funerals, it's a dying industry, you know? One of my favorite jobs was being a watch maker, I made my own hours. But remember, seven days without a pun makes one weak and finally puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners :)
