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List of Puns - Page 4

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  • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  • Don't Drive me Crazy, it's within Walking Distance
    Don't Drive Me Crazy
  • Swiss FlagThe advantage of living in Switzerland? Their flag is a big plus.
  • John DeereThe on product John Deere won't stand behind, their Manure Spreader
  • I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He can stop any time.
  • When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion
  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra
  • Chicken Crossing the RoadA chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
  • I didn't like my beard but then it grew on me
  • When chemists die, they barium
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Career Choices
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. So then I became a baker because I kneaded the dough. But I couldn't make donuts anymore, I was tired of the hole thing. Made a bad decision investing in funerals, it's a dying industry, you know? One of my favorite jobs was being a watch maker, I made my own hours. But remember, seven days without a pun makes one weak and finally puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners :)

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