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List of Puns - Page 5
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- Velcro - what a rip off!!
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I changed my iPod's name to "Titanic". It's syncing now.
products- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
medical
- How does Moses make his tea? He-brews it
religion
- James Spader, James Didn't
celebrities, pic puns
- What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.
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- I'm athesist, thank God.
religion
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
sports
- Broken pencils are pointless.
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Missionary Position
During a weekly church meeting, a friend of mine was scheduled to read a list of people who had asked to be included in the congregation's prayers.
Since another church member, Bonnie, had mentioned that she and her husband were struggling with a big decision on whether they should become missionaries, my friend offered to include them on the prayer list.
So at the meeting, my friend announced in front of the whole congregation, "Let's all pray that Bonnie and Lee can make a decision about the missionary position."
