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- What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds
food
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
sports - I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
thoughts
Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips
products- Rob Lowe, Rob High
celebrities
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive
school
- To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence
relationships
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
animals- She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun
careers
- Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor
products
Pun Articles
Puns In Business
Storytime Pun
EARLIER THIS WEEK, A U.S. SOLDIER GOT AN EXTRA DOSE OF MUSTARD GAS AND PEPPER SPRAY DURING A ROUTINE TRAINING MISSION AT A MILITARY BASE IN GEORGIA.
SOLDIER IS RECOVERING AT A NEARBY MILITARY HOSPITAL. HOSPITAL SPOKESPERSON WAS ASKED ABOUT THE CHANCES OF A RECOVERY AND SPOKESPERSON STATED, "WE EXPECT A FULL RECOVERY OF THIS "SEASONED" SOLDIER"
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