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  • A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive
  • Pun of how you organize a party in space, you planetHow do you organize a party in space?
    You plan-et.
  • I hated doing the hurdles in school. I was afraid of them, but then I got over them.
  • Forrest Gump's Password: 1Forrest1
  • Definition of an eating disorder: I'm gonna eat dis order of fries, then I'm gonna eat dis order of nuggetsPun of a fat boy and an eating disorder
  • Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
  • Believe it or not, I was once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples.
    Sounds weird, dozen tit?
  • Nice butts take my breath away.
    I'm assmatic.
  • He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
  • I broke my finger today, but on the other hand, I was fine.
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