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List of Puns
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- A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive
school
How do you organize a party in space?
You plan-et.
school- I hated doing the hurdles in school. I was afraid of them, but then I got over them.
school
- Forrest Gump's Password: 1Forrest1
celebrities
- Definition of an eating disorder: I'm gonna eat dis order of fries, then I'm gonna eat dis order of nuggets
people
- Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
religion
- Believe it or not, I was once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples.
Sounds weird, dozen tit?
relationships
- Nice butts take my breath away.
I'm assmatic.
relationships
- He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
relationships
- I broke my finger today, but on the other hand, I was fine.
medical
