
More Puns About Sex
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects...
Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings"
Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
Virginity can be cured. I can cure virginity.
Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand
Marriage: The only war where you get to sleep with the enemy
What's an Australian Kiss? The same thing as a French Kiss, only down under.
Key to Marriage is to be happy with the whole thing. He should be happy with the hole and she should be happy with the thing.
Why men have trouble with eye contact: Breasts don't have eyes.